I was havin drink with my middle school friends at Shinjuku, then on the way back home by train, I saw 2 guys arguing in the train damn loud.
One of them was so obvious, drunk jap old man, i think he was around 45.
then the other guy, he damn tall (taller than me and buffed) and i thought he was indian first, but in the end found out from their conversiation that he is Sri Lanka guy.
anyway, initially i wasnt payin attention on wat they were talkin about, but then, half way that i ve heard the loud funny voice sayin “I am gonna call police if you dun shut up”.
then i turn around and see right, 2 men were arguing.
obviously the old drunk jap guy was talkin some nonsense shit to the Sri Lanka guy. his tone was very low and talkin very slow since he was drunk. and it was very funny that the Sri Lanka guy was speakin in japanese, quite fluent.
(both speakin in jap)
J: “what are you doing here? you look so funny”
S: “shut up and stop talkin to me, you are fuckin drunk”
J: “NO i am not, i am juz being normal, so where are you from? India? Sri Lanka?”
S: “It doesnt matter to u right where i am from. I know you are from Japan, so just shut up”
J: “wow wow, I am just askin you where you are from. you cannot tell me is it? then wats ur name?”
S: “Why do I have to tell you? you are fuckin drunk, if u dun stop talkin nonsense to me, i am gonna call police u know!!!”
J: “ahahah wow wow, come on man, we are freinds, arent we?”
S: “Just shut up. I dun wanna talk to u”
J: “what do u know about Japan?”
S: “I know EVERYTHING. I AM CLEAVER. I CAN SPEAK ANYTHING. CAN U SPEAK ANYTHIN OTHER THAN JAP? YOU CANT RIGHT, CUZ YOU ARE JAP AND FUCKIN DRUNK.”
J: “I can speak English , but very little. calm down man, stop talkin so loud in train.”
S: “you shut up first”
J: “OK both of us be quiet. STOP OK? (in english)”
S: “OK.”
J: “but you are so funny”
….and they kept goin on.
woa…..that SriLanka guy, damn fuckin funny….say until like that soemmore…the most funniest thing was that his japanese….his tone is fuckin high, he speakin fuckin fast, like computer created fastfoward sound.
half way I couldn stop laughin already and other ppl on the train also laughin.
funny experience it was.